My husband, the one who got me into all this, is called Neil. This means I can call him 'plaything of Sutekh' if he gets above himself.
Neil has a TARDIS materialisation sound as his ringtone, which can be disconcerting at times. Coincidentally this is also the ringtone a colleague of mine who works in IT support uses for her boss, Neal.
Meanwhile, my hairdresser's partner (the one who built a Dalek) is also called Neil.
Coincidence?