New Year's? Resolution

January the first so time for a Resolution - the first New Year airing of Doctor Who since The End of Time Part II (which did not go well.) 

It started well with the legend of the ancient vanquished enemy, divided into three parts and buried at the ends of the earth (or Sheffield, whichever is further.) All was going well until those pesky archaeologists started digging in the sewers beneath the Sheffield Town Hall. Which brings me to my first quibble.  Those sewers looked amazing.  The council are really missing a trick if they aren’t offering guided tours.  But leaving that aside, the archaeologists made two fundamental errors - leaving an unknown thingy under a UV lamp, and wandering off alone, which provided a classic Doctor Who set up, though it did take them quite a long time to get around to it.

Sadly, things lost their way a bit in the middle of the episode.  We had the brilliant concept of a Dalek mutant hitching a ride like the Old Man of the Sea, but everything stopped for what seemed like ages whilst Ryan and his dad had a chat in a café, and his dad tried to sell a dodgy oven to the café owner.  There could have been a bit more subtlety with the oven. We definitely got the message that it was going to come in useful later. 

Meanwhile, back at the action, the mutant had found a workshop and cued the music, just like in an old-style episode of Top Gear, though the finished casing looked rather better than most of Messrs Clarkson, Hammond and May’s efforts at customisation. I really liked that scrapyard Dalek casing. A pity that it was not robust enough to withstand a combination oven.

But this story was not really about the Dalek, but about family, and Ryan’s relationship with his father.  There’s nothing like the possibility of being sucked into space with an angry Dalek mutant to provide a resolution to a family rift.

All in all, a good story which also looked good, but was let down by the pacing of the script.

Who Do's and Don'ts

Since its return in 2005, Doctor Who has provided viewers with an ever-growing list of commands. Quite are few are prohibitions - mostly things that we must not do in order to be safe from monsters, though a bit of personal prejudice might be creeping in at number 5.

1.       Don’t blink - from 2007’s Blink.  If you do, the Weeping Angels will get you.

2.       Don’t step in the shadows from 2008’s - Silence in the Library.  The Vashta Nerada are lurking in the shadows - any shadow.

3.       Don’t breathe - from the Twelfth Doctor’s debut story, Deep Breath.  If you breathe the Half-Faced man will get you.

4.       Don’t look - from the 2014 story Listen.  Perhaps the scariest command of all, don’t turn round to look at the monster you think is behind you.

5.       ‘You must not watch this’ advice concerning the 2015 episode Sleep No More that I wish I had heeded.

6.       Never eat pears - the Twelfth Doctor’s parting advice to Clara in 2015’s Hell Bent.

7.  [Late addition] Don't pop bubblewrap - as we learned when the Thirteenth Doctor visited Kerblam!

It’s not all don’ts though.  There are some things which are positively encouraged:

1.       Smile - your life may depend on it if there are any Emojibots around.

2.       Always take a banana to a party.   Not only are they a good source of potassium, you might invent the banana daiquiri a few centuries early, as the Tenth Doctor did in The Girl in the Fireplace.

Warning: If you are thinking about New Year Resolutions, this is not the list you need.  But don’t forget your banana on New Year’s Eve.

Talking of Frogs....

Watching It Takes You Away made us want to revisit a 'classic' episode which also featured a talking frog: Four to Doomsday.

This was the first Peter Davison story to be filmed, and it shows. It's an odd episode, which would have fitted pretty well into the Hartnell era. There are some similarities with The Ark, although in this case it is the Urbankans who have left their dying planet. Earth has been chosen as their new home.

The TARDIS crew have not really settled down.  Tegan just wants to go home, and is extremely annoying - though she does demonstrate excellent artistic skills.  Nyssa is being a scientific clever clogs, and is annoying.  Adric is just annoying.

Overall the story is pretty poor, but it does provide a use for the Fifth Doctor's cricketing outfit, or at least the cricket ball in his pocket, as long as you can suspend disbelief in the laws of physics.

Stone Me - a talking frog!

24 December 2018

I have been very negligent in blogging about the most recent episodes.  So here, in true i-Player tradition is a catch-up:

Kerblam!

A nice little satire on online shopping and huge corporations.  Sadly not enough Lee Mack, but a good twist at the end.  Make a mental note to add ‘popping bubblewrap’ to the things which Doctor Who forbids.

The Witchfinders

A celebrity historical that is completely stolen by Alan Cumming’s portrayal of James VI and I.  So over the top he is onto the next hill but one.  Also makes good use of the Doctor’s new gender - of course she would be regarded as the Witchfinder’s ‘assistant’ and then ducked as a witch.

It Takes You Away

Unquestionably the best episode of the series.  It starts with an apparently abandoned cottage in Norway, lulling the viewer into thinking it will not be that different in tone from the previous episode, but before long we are in the anti-zone with a Gollum-like creature, before ending up with a sentient universe appearing as a talking frog.  This is the sort of story that Doctor Who can pull off - sheer madness!

The Battle of Ranskoor av Kolos

After the previous episode, this seemed a bit underpowered.  Tim Shaw was not really a strong enough villain to merit a comeback in the season finale, and the eponymous battle was not realised on screen.

I can’t wait to see what is in store on New Year’s Day!

Quick Guide to Who Christmas Specials

It's the first year for 14 years that there has not been a Doctor Who Christmas special on 25 December.  To someone who lived through the long Who drought of the 1990s* it still seems slightly incredible that for the new generation Doctor Who is as much a Christmas TV tradition as the Morecambe and Wise Christmas Special and the James Bond film were in my childhood.

[*In the 1990s and early 2000s we had only Virgin books and Big Finish audios for new Who. But Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without listening to The Chimes of Midnight at least once.]

So here is my reflection on the specials of the past 14 years in order of brilliance:

1	The Christmas Invasion The debut of the best Doctor ever, in pyjamas, with killer Christmas trees, epic Star Wars style space duel, and ending in time for the Doctor to enjoy a family Christmas dinner.  Perfection!	2005
2	The Unquiet Dead Not strictly a Christmas special, but set at Christmas, with Charles Dickens and ghosts, so it counts.  And it’s brilliant.	2005
3	A Christmas Carol Doctor Who’s take on the classic Dickensian Christmas tale.  With giant space fish and a haunting carol.	2010
4	The Doctor the Widow and the Wardrobe This Narnia-like story gets a high place for sheer Christmas schmaltz.  Ideal for family viewing after overdosing on the mince pies.	2011
5	The Runaway Bride The introduction of the fabulous Donna Noble, with Sarah Parish eating the scenery as the Empress of the Racnoss, and the most wonderful chase scene.  Would have scored higher, but the Christmas flavour seems a bit tacked on (probably due to filming in July…)	2006
6	Voyage of the Damned A glossy disaster movie for Christmas, with lovely cameo from Bernard Cribbins.  But why employ Kylie Minogue and get someone else to sing the song?	2007
7	Last Christmas Disconcerting mix between Christmassy and very bleak, marked higher because of the Rudolph’s nose gag.	2014
8	Twice Upon a Time Two (well, three, just) Doctors for the price of one.  Scores highly for David Bradley’s First Doctor and Mark Gatiss’ displaced soldier, but the whole Testimony thing was rather annoying.	2017
9	The Return of Doctor Mysterio A superhero movie - good family entertainment, but not very Who-like.	2016
10	The Next Doctor Good Dickensian Christmas vibe, but scored down for Russell T Davies’ evil tease and the cybershades.  Also the plot was weak.	2008
11	The Husbands of River Song Some very funny moments, but Nardole was annoying and the monsters were too revolting for post-Christmas lunch viewing.	2015
12	The End of Time Lovely performance from Bernard Cribbins (and I want to be June Whitfield) but I am too sad about this being Ten’s swansong to mark any higher. Also, the farewell tour at the end was unnecessary.	2009
13	The Snowmen The Doctor sulking on a cloud, before joining forces with Mary Poppins-lite - really?	2012
14	The Time of the Doctor Sounds of the bottom of the barrel being scraped with a town called Christmas.  The festive bird being cooked in the TARDIS was not the only turkey in this episode.	2013

Settling down now

18 November 2018

 Demons of the Punjab was a return to form.  It was a lovely piece of Sunday evening family entertainment. It's a pity that the eponymous demons turned out to be not so different from Testimony - perhaps they need to get in touch and discuss joint working arrangements?
Phew!

In other news this week, we have learned that the Christmas Special this year is going to be a New Year special.  Frankly I don't mind the loss of a Christmas Special, as it gives me an excuse to watch The Christmas Invasion again. No subsequent special has surpassed this one. The problem is that broadcasting on New Year's day limits my options for a birthday treat for the husband, who will obviously want to watch it live.

Still, maybe there's hope.  We have arranged to meet a friend this evening and will therefore need to watch tonight's episode on catch-up.

Call the Space Midwife

10 November 2018

It's nearly a week since The Tsuranga Conundrum was broadcast. I watched it again today to see whether it was as bad as I originally thought.  It was.


Last Friday I had lunch with my former colleague, who told me he really wasn't enjoying the new series. I tried to convince him that it was better than he thought.  On Sunday evening, I texted him to concede that this particular episode was bad. He hadn't even bothered to watch it.  On the basis that our opinions of the new series were diametrically opposed, he then decided to see it after all.  He can't say I didn't warn him.

For me, nothing about the episode really worked.  It was never made clear what Team TARDIS were looking for on the planet of the dumps in the first place.  Then the whole concept of the Tsurunga seemed weird.  Why would a society that is civilised and caring enough to create automated emergency medical transport vessels include a protocol to self-destruct when remote sensors suggest something is wrong. Wouldn't quarantine be a more usual response?

The plot felt like one of the lesser Star Trek episodes and the tone was all over the place. The P'Ting  seemed like a sort of cross between the cuteness of an Adipose and the menace of thing from Midnight. It also reminded me a bit of Yoda, as Luke Skywalker first encountered him in the Dagobah system. The pacing was also off.  One minute there was an urgent threat as the ship is being devoured by an unstoppable creature, and the next everything stopped for clunky exposition, a lesson on antimatter or an episode of Call the Space Midwife. 

Ronan was not the only one experiencing a comprehension deficiency by the end.

I hope for more from Demons of the Punjab.